Jacked-Up Joe?
Trump spoke at the Minnesota GOP’s annual Lincoln Reagan fundraising dinner on Friday.
. . . “Although he has agreed to debate, so I don’t know, maybe they know something. He’s going to be so jacked up for those debates, you watch.
"I'm going to demand a drug test," he declared.
"I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union,” Trump said. “He was high as a kite.” By the end of the evening, Trump said, Biden was “exhausted.” “We’re going to demand a drug test.”
Even on the right, there's been a certain amout of pearl-clutching about this, from pretty much the same people who worried that he thought Hannibal Lecter is a real person. For instance, Jazz Shaw at Hot Air seems to think this was a serious proposal:
If Biden refuses to do this, there isn't much that Trump could do about it. Nobody, including elected officials or candidates, can be forced to release their private medical records, although they are free to do so voluntarily.
Gee, Captain Obvious, d'ya think? Incredibly, he goes on:
Donald Trump has not yet said that he would submit to a drug test ahead of the debate, though he hasn't refused to do it either. Further, the results of the tests likely wouldn't have any impact on whether or not the debate moved forward. A typical pre-employment drug test using a urine sample typically takes one to five days for the results to come back. If either Biden or Trump were being given any sort of "enhancers" in advance, the test would probably have to be done within a couple of hours of the event to be effective.
And the man thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person on top of it! This idea is completely impractical, but worse, it's probably illegal! The level of obtuseness at nearly all the alt sites is exasperating, although Hot Air has historically been Never Trump.Clearly what Trump is actually trying to do here is address a problem that commentators have brought up since Biden responded to Trump's debate challenge: in 2020, expectations for Joe's debate performance were so low that when he exceeded them, even minimally, and didn't self-destruct with some absurd gaffe, he was thought to have "won" the debate and proved his fitness for office. His performance at this year's State of the Union achieved a similar minimalist goal, although it's significant that it didn't have the intended extra result of improving Joe's standing in the polls.
The problem for Joe all along has been the incongruity between his day-to-day performance of stumbling, slurring, and malapropisms and his occasional ability to avoid these on the most critical occasions like debates and State of the Union addresses. All Trump is doing is raising this unspoken issue to the level of public discourse, which in some circles is considered to be impertinent or impolite, but to others is simply necessary. It goes directly to the question of Joe's fitness -- if he consistently performed at his day-to-day level, he wouldn't be taken seriously as a leader, but if he occasionally does slightly better, that makes it all right.
It's a phenomenon that's actually recognized by everyone, and it must have a cause. One explanation, which I think is at least reasonable, is the one Trump is putting forward with calculated hyperbole, that Joe's getting some kind of a shot, vitamins, stimulants, whatever, that puts him just over the goal line. Another view, which I think is at least simpler, is that Joe is normally drunk (one of the biggest lies alcoholics tell is that they aren't drunks), but he lets his handlers keep him sober for long enough before his most important events that he doesn't show it with stammering, hypercorrection, slurring, and random pauses.
For now, one explanation is as good as the other. The most important thing is that Trump has been the truth-teller who raises the question of why this happens. This circumvents yet another attempt to set the bar for Joe's performance so low that when he does just a little bit better, he's somehow won. On the other hand, I still think the debates will be irrelevant, the issues will be settled sooner.
