Neanderthals

When I was taking anthropology as an undergraduate, I learned that there was, at least at the time, a great deal of controversy over whether there was such a thing as a Neanderthal man. One point that was made was that the bone structure of such individuals was hard to distinguish from human bones of people with hyperthyroid conditions. More recently, I read, or hear on TV or something, that we all have Neanderthal DNA, except we all also have pumpkin DNA, so I'm not sure what any of this proves.

White House Press Secretary Psaki did little to clarify this yesterday in defendng President Biden's remarks about two governors:

MS. PSAKI: The behavior of a Neanderthal, just to be very clear. The behavior of.

But wait a moment. All we know about Neanderthals has to do with some bones and stone tools and such. What on earth do we know about Neanderthal behavior?

But then I thought about another N word. What if Biden called someone the other N word? Would it mitigate anything if Secretary Psaki said he was referring only to the behavior of a _____? And if you think about it, if we know nothing about Neandetthal behavior anyhow, aren't we just referring to a fantasy stereotype?

Actually, to refer to a "Neanderthal" is implicitly to cite the unproven Darwinian model by which the course of human history leads inevitably to us just as we are. Neanderthals are some not-quite-there precursor of our current state of human perfection. It's one more manifestation of the Whig Interpretation of History.

One thing we can probably say is that the "science" of Neanderthals is not settled, although we might point to a reified scheme of human evolution as something "scientific" that makes us feel comfortable about what we are.

But the "science" of COVID is just as unsettled. All the controversy about Biden's use of the term as in effect a racial slur simply illuminates the real issue.