Eric Swalwell Can't Win For Losing
Here's what puzzles me about Eric Swalwell. He's a major pretty boy, a very good-looking guy who should have no trouble with the ladies, but somehow, he's been repeatedly brought down by trouble with the ladies. The long-running saga of his affair with the Chinese spy Fang Fang began in 2014 while Swalwell had a seat on the House Intelligence Committee:
The FBI assessment, which later became a full-fledged investigation, centered on allegations that Swalwell awarded internships at his offices in exchange for campaign contributions. The FBI identified Fang “Christine” Fang, a Chinese national, as the alleged facilitator of this exchange and alleged she employed conduits to route illegal donations.
Swalwell also admitted that he had “physical relations with Fang” on multiple occasions, according to the FBI summary of his 2015 interview with agents. In a subsequent interview in 2016, Swalwell detailed one incident where Fang showed up at his door, after which Swalwell said they “hooked up,” according to the second interview summary released by the White House.
This guy could dance with just about any lady he wanted, but he's got to get it from a spy? But the Democrat establishment covered for him over another dozen years, until new allegations broke earlier this year:
A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated and left her bruised and bleeding, an allegation Swalwell strongly denies.
“I was pushing him off of me, saying no,” the woman told CNN of the incident, which she said happened in 2024 after she had stopped working in Swalwell’s office. “He didn’t stop.”
She said it was the second time Swalwell had nonconsensual sexual contact with her while she was drunk. In 2019, when she was still working for him, she said she woke up naked with him in a hotel room after a night of heavy drinking. She said she had no memory of what happened but could feel physically that they’d had sexual contact.
Three other women who spoke with CNN also alleged various kinds of sexual misconduct by the Democratic congressman – including Swalwell sending them unsolicited explicit messages or nude photos.
That ended his California governor campaign, and it forced his resignation from Congress. Again, there should have been no obstacle to him having consensual sex with any number of women who didn't work for him, much less needing to rape anyone, but he had to go out and deliberately seek extra trouble. But that wasn't enough. Last week,
FBI agents confronted Eric Swalwell with a search warrant when he landed at San Francisco Airport Saturday and seized the former congressman's electronic devices, including his cell phone, as part of a federal criminal investigation into allegations of sexual misconduct, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.
Swalwell's MacBook Pro, charging cable, and wall charger were also seized during the search, which was conducted at 8.25pm, according to a warrant obtained by The San Francisco Standard.
The search warrant, filed on August 13, was filed under a federal statute (Section 242 of Title 18) which prohibits officials, including law enforcement, from abusing their authority to deprive someone of their constitutional rights - though it is unclear how the law applies to Swalwell's case.
This piece provides more insight:
The Swalwell search warrant was apparently issued under 18 U.S.C. § 242, a federal civil-rights statute that applies when someone uses their governmental authority to deprive another person of rights provided to them either through the Constitution or by federal law.
That statute is often used against law-enforcement officers who are accused of abusing their authority. For example, the Standard points out, the officers involved in George Floyd's death were charged under that same statute, which is not strictly limited to police.
. . . The Standard also referred to the case of former Waterbury, Connecticut, Mayor Philip Giordano, who was convicted under the §242 statute back in 2003 for using the power of his office – and his connections to police – to intimidate two girls he had sexually abused into not ratting him out.
It's important to note here that authorities have not accused Swalwell of doing anything similar, nor does the reference to the statute on the warrant indicate that he committed a similar crime.
. . . Tony Brass, a former federal prosecutor who spoke to the Standard, said the statute could potentially come into play if investigators believe Swalwell used his position in Congress to intimidate witnesses or somehow interfere with another person's rights.
Between the involvement of the FBI's Public Corruption and Civil Rights Squad and the statute that's cited in the warrant, this may turn out to be about more than just the sexual misconduct allegations.
So the implication here seems to be that not only did he get a thrill from being a good-looking guy who nevertheless raped and sexually harassed women, we might surmise that he also got a thrill out of intimidating the same women to keep them from blowing the whistle on him. I asked Chrome AI mode, "Why do good-looking, sexually attractive men need to resort to rape and sexual harassment?" It answered,
Sexual violence and harassment are motivated by power, control, and entitlement, not by a lack of sexual access or physical attraction. Research in psychology and criminology consistently demonstrates that perpetrating sexual assault is a behavioral choice driven by a desire to dominate, demean, or exert authority over another person. /p>
For many perpetrators, the primary gratification comes from the act of forcing compliance and overpowering a victim, rather than the sexual act itself. /p>
Highly attractive or socially successful individuals may possess a distorted sense of privilege, believing they are inherently owed attention, compliance, or sexual gratification.
The problem is that Swalwell is starting to look like a serial loser, along with his bros Kevin Morris and Hunter Biden. They should really start a 12-step program for losers.




