Glenn Reynolds Jumps The Shark At Warp Speed
I was all ready to talk about The Washington Post this morning, when I ran into this at Instapundit: Glenn Reynolds shills a Substack essay proposing that "the Singularity" is already here. He begins by citing Ray Kurzweil. At best, Kurzweil is an idiot savant, posssibly a brilliant inventor, but also, according to Wikipedia, a believer in freezing his body aftrer death in hopes of having it resuscitated at some future point:
Kurzweil has joined the Alcor Life Extension Foundation, a cryonics company. After his death, he has a plan to be perfused with cryoprotectants, vitrified in liquid nitrogen, and stored at an Alcor facility in the hope that future medical technology will be able to revive him.
As of 2005, Reynolds was a big fan of this quackery, enthusiastically promoting the work of both Kurzweil and Aubrey de Gray, a promoter of human lifespan extension. According to the Wikipedia link,
De Grey is a cryonicist, having signed up with Alcor. When asked in an interview about his views on cryonics, he answered that "[...] it's an absolute tragedy that cryonics is still such a backwater publicly and that a large majority of people still believe that it has no chance of ever working", arguing "If people understood it better, there would be more research done to develop better cryopreservation technologies, and more people would have a chance at life."
It turns out that Glenn Reynolds himself is also a cryonicist. I hadn't been able to track down independently whether he plans to have his head frozen, but on a whim, I asked Chrome AI mode, "Is Glenn Reynolds a cryonicist?" It replied,
Glenn Reynolds, the University of Tennessee law professor and founder of Instapundit.com, is indeed a cryonicist and a long-time advocate for the practice.
Alcor Member: Reynolds is a signed-up member of the Alcor Life Extension Foundation, one of the world's leading cryonics organizations.
Public Advocacy: He has frequently written about and defended cryonics in various publications, including USA Today, where he has argued that it is a rational "Plan B" for those who want a chance at future life extension.
But what is the "Plan A" for those who want a chance at future life extension? Good Catholics might suggest regular mass attendance and availing oneself of the other sacraments, and even Scott Adams refers us to something like Pascal's Wager. However, it appears that for transhumanists like Glenn Reynolds, "Plan A" is to expect dramatic human lifespan extension in our lifetimes, such that we probably won't even die and need to have our heads frozen before some powerfully transformative technological event, the Singularity, makes us immortal. The Cambridge Dictionary gives a definition: "The point in time when advances in AI can create machines that are smarter than humans is known as the Singularity."But this omits Kurzweil. I asked Chrome AI mode, "Has Ray Kurzweil theorized that humans will upload their consciousness into a giant computer?" It answered,
Ray Kurzweil, a prominent futurist and Google engineer, has long predicted that humans will be able to upload their consciousness to a "suitably powerful computational substrate" to achieve digital immortality.
. . . Kurzweil believes this process will likely be gradual rather than a sudden "scan and dump". As we replace or augment biological neurons with more efficient electronic ones, our consciousness will slowly shift from a biological to a digital medium until we can exist entirely within a machine.
Chrome AI mode reports, though, that Kurzweil thinks this gradual process should be done by about 2045. Now, I spent some part of my tech career tasked with planning for the contingency of big computers breaking down, or losing power, or being attacked by an angry mob. Kurzweil, ever the visionary, foresees a time when humans will have left their messy bodies behind and will live eternally in a computer memory -- but how will the computer continue to find fuel? What if it's wiped out by an asteroid? Won't it need continued software updates? Seems like beings with agency will still be needed after the Singularity after all.Actually, this is the same problem that occurs with the Alcor model: what if the cryonic facility that freezes all the heads loses power for long enough to let the heads thaw? And how long does Alcor estimate their facility will need to keep heads well frozen? Ten years? A hundred years? Ten thousand years? How do you anticipate just the investment requirements to keep something going that long, leaving aside the vicissitudes of history? But let's not worry about that. Reynolds asks,"Is the Singularity here?", and he answers that manifestly it isn't -- but oh, ye of little faith!
Computers are not yet made of “computronium,” but AI has advanced farther than anyone, except possibly Kurzweil, expected. And arguably we have already found ourselves “battling genetically enhanced super pathogens,” prepared in Chinese biolabs with, ironically enough, U.S. government funding. Extended lifespans, meanwhile, aren’t in evidence, though Kurzweil thinks we’re actually approaching “actuarial escape velocity,” where average lifespans increase more than one year per elapsed year.
The problem with COVID as a "genetically enhanced super pathogen” is that it was nowhere near as "super" as Dr Fauci pretended; that was the whole point of the lockdowns and so forth, they overrated the threat. But Reynolds clearly thinks space-based AI data centers as proposed by Elon Musk are pointing us in the direction of Kurzweil's "suitably powerful computational substrate" that will give us digital immortality. I'm sure Reynolds would test somewhere above average for IQ, but just how far above is an open question. Although he's been to Yale Law, there are whole fields of knowledge of which he appears to be ignorant, such as philosophy and the Chinese Room Thought Experiment:
Suppose that artificial intelligence research has succeeded in programming a computer to behave as if it understands Chinese. The machine accepts Chinese characters as input, carries out each instruction of the program step by step, and then produces Chinese characters as output. The machine does this so perfectly that no one can tell that they are communicating with a machine and not a hidden Chinese speaker.
The questions at issue are these: does the machine actually understand the conversation, or is it just simulating the ability to understand the conversation? Does the machine have a mind in exactly the same sense that people do, or is it just acting as if it had a mind?
Now suppose that [philosopher John] Searle is in a room with an English version of the program, along with sufficient pencils, paper, erasers and filing cabinets. Chinese characters are slipped in under the door, and he follows the program step-by-step, which eventually instructs him to slide other Chinese characters back out under the door. If the computer had passed the Turing test this way, it follows that Searle would do so as well, simply by running the program by hand.
Searle can see no essential difference between the roles of the computer and himself in the experiment. Each simply follows a program, step-by-step, producing behavior that makes them appear to understand. However, Searle would not be able to understand the conversation. Therefore, he argues, it follows that the computer would not be able to understand the conversation either.
Reynolds concludes,
In my forthcoming book, Seductive AI, I warn that bots don’t have to be brilliant to fool and manipulate humans because, as all of history shows, people aren’t all that hard to fool.
That's true, Reynolds himself has a comic book mind, and he's been fooling people for at least a generation.




